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I don't mind sucking you off, but here's what I need from you
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/42452492.html
It's been great making out with you, a real live boy, on this couch for 15 minutes. I can see that now, after the conversation we had and the beer you bought me after your friend introduced us at the party, you think it's about time you enjoyed the fruits of your labor. About time you got a blow job from me. More →

I would appreciate it if you would wash your genitals once a day.
Free Broken Time Machine
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/zip/1232461537.html
Never got around to fixing it, all the buttons are stuck so it doesn't go in reverse only forward at normal speed More →

GONE
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Weird Al does Craigslist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY
Ray Manzarek on Keyboards! More →

I took your purse and felt a connection
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1170080841.html

If I wasn't so shy (or so committing a crime) I would have asked your name.
Craigslist Missed Connection from ChubbySkinnyKids
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3147e5a5ae/craigslist-missed-connection

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Wanted: Lil' Wayne Impersonator, Need Not Look Like Lil' Wayne
http://dcist.com/2009/06/wanted_lil_wayne_impersonator_need.php

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him.
NC man arranged wife's rape online...yup, Craigslist
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090604/ap_on_re_us/us_craigslist_wife_raped
A North Carolina husband used the online advertising service Craigslist to enlist a man to rape his wife in the couple's home, police said Wednesday. More →

community, housing, jobs, personals, for sale, rape?!?!
Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mia/1143295553.html
My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!! More →

I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more.

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