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Say Bleeds! pic 2
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Dreston (#10) Fri Mar 14th, 2014 2:29am

<3 title
Organ donor. pic 2
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curryjunky (#15) Mon Feb 10th, 2014 2:37pm

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000551607/polls_Family_Guy_Stewie_Chat_Total_Idiot_Black_Shirt_1056_811337_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
Just let me shave my face on this truck. pic 1
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Plutonium Wed Jan 15th, 2014 3:20pm

anybody have the video/story??
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Dreston (#10) Wed Jan 15th, 2014 8:51pm

Noob gets scooter because he wants to save mpgs. Doesn't have any clue how to ride. Enjoys 5 mins of internet sensation. Will get back on scoot and continue to create menace to driving public. Never wears helmet. Stops at red lights and pulls out iPhone to check texts. Lane-splits at red light to get the front only to pull away at turtle speed upon receiving green light. Has zero concept of what is behind him, pushes mirrors as far out as possible so his hands dont hit them when gets on. Brags to all his friends because he is green and life is simple and wears turtlenecks in 80* weather. Sells scooter in 6 months after zero maintenance because he could only carry one bag of groceries and didn't know how to install a top box. Uses public transportation and claims scooters are for phonies.
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curryjunky (#15) Mon Feb 10th, 2014 3:08pm

^^ what he said.


Paint a bowling bowl to look like a soccer ball. pic 2
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Homo (#14) Mon Dec 30th, 2013 7:25pm

poor kid. actually no, I hate kids.
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modrob Tue Dec 31st, 2013 10:47am

Isn't that the same training technique that Uday Hussein used to use on the Iraqi National Footballers?
NUTS FOR NUTS pic 5
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baconslayer (#5) Tue May 7th, 2013 11:13pm

Nuts
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Homo (#14) Mon Dec 30th, 2013 7:24pm

i shed a tear every time I see this picture
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modrob Tue Dec 31st, 2013 10:49am

If he's not already dead, he wishes he was.
Keep your eye on the ball pic 2
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tittytickler (#46) Fri Sep 20th, 2013 8:37am

it's funny cause he's fat


Swing and a Miss. pic 1
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jearl (#33) Tue Sep 17th, 2013 6:47pm

In my family, the swinger bends it up in the other man's wife.
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Dreston (#10) Tue Sep 17th, 2013 9:40pm

In my family, your mom.
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Homo (#14) Wed Sep 18th, 2013 3:06pm

In my family, your dad.
And now for the dismount pic 1
Feel the burn! pic 1


My shoes are slippery 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75mhgg-kee4

he only shatters both his heels
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kxfrider18 (#97) Wed Jul 31st, 2013 12:57pm

i like the caption. "only"
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monoXcide (#44) Mon Aug 5th, 2013 11:47pm

Because mommy and daddy never said "no". Stupid ass hipsters

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