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mtoots

Score: 3,910
Joined on: Mon Apr 3rd 2006
Last seen: 1 week, 3 days ago
  • 520 submitted items (86% approved, 6% NSFW)
  • 512 comments added
  • 463 tags added
  • 3673 votes cast (92% positive)
  • 317 edits made
  • 5 quotes added
  • 51 favorited items

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Why the hipster must die
by mtoots
Has the hipster killed cool in New York? Did it die the day Wes Anderson proved too precious for his own good, or was it when Chlo Sevigny fellated Vincent Gallo onscreen? Did it vanish along with Kok...

Take your Breathalyzer on-the-go
by mtoots
Yes, for $5 you can take an alcohol breath test (the term Breathalyzer is a brand name, or I would just say that instead) at a push cart. The cart will be set up by Alcohol Educators, Inc. The service...



Centennial time capsule hooptie found ruined
by mtoots
A car buried half a century ago in a time capsule had been transformed into a hunk of junk by the time it was unveiled on Friday as part of Oklahoma's Centennial.

Wangernumb?
by mtoots
Massive failure at being funny.

The Meth Minute 39
by mtoots
You may have noticed the hotline phone number at the end of each Meth Minute cartoon. In episode 35, we share some of the funniest and strangest voice messages we've received with visual interpretatio...

Euro Bvllets
by mtoots
TRAILER TRASH EURO TECHNO QUEER RAVE


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