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Washington Post article... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided t... Visit Link →

You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't
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joeyo said on Fri Jun 26th, 2009 8:44pm [#14059]
Ok, that *is* a pretty awesome comeback.

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