http://www.alcoholichumor.com/2009/06/best-response-from-drunk-screwing.html
Washington Post article... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided t...
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You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't



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